New! Blaze Firewalking Balm!
This is THE legendary 'stuff they make you put on
yer feet' before you do a firewalk!
We have all have heard the 'bloke down the pub' talking about the often vaunted and mystical lotion that firewalkers have applied to the souls of their feet before striding out across 1236 degrees fahrenheit coals, right?
Well, at last - here it is!
Available for the first time to the general public in small, medium and large bottles, this magical solution was originally developed by N.A.S.A. to coat the leading edges of the space shuttle as it re-enters the earth's atmosphere from space.
Just ONE tiny spray of this stuff and feet can withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees Centigrade for up to ten minutes!! You could even stand still in a blazing furnace if you applied it all over like sun tan lotion!! Amaze your friends at barbeques by rolling around in the embers WITHOUT the need for all that sissy chanting or positive thinking!! This is ideal for the first time firewalking student or the skeptics who think that 'firewalking is all a big con' and they don't need any training. It's exactly the same stuff we use on our events!! The secret to firewalking is OUT at last!!
(This limited edition of Blaze Firewalking Balm has been formulated and developed by Martin Sterling in association with Dr. Joseph King at Norfolk and Chance laboratories, Herts. Keep out of direct sunlight or heat. Usage of product may lead to certain death.If death occurs, please discontinue use. Product may contain traces of Bovine Excrement.)